You might be adopting from China if...

YOU MIGHT BE ADOPTING FROM CHINA IF...

1. You know that I-800 & I-171 aren't highways.
2. You've been expecting a baby for over 3 years.
3. You understand that it's 2006 in some parts of the world.
4. You've "paid for" 3 citizenships, but never brought anyone into the U.S.
5. You know that waiting for China has nothing to do with dishes at Macy's.
6. Your homestudy is followed by a number (i.e. #3 or #4).
7. You never know how many days next month will have.
8. You know that babies come in batches.
9. You've been fingerprinted four times, but never committed a crime.
10. You own new clothing in 3 little sizes for all 4 seasons (because you don't know when or how big).
11. You're more interested in what will happen in March 2006 than in March 2009.
12. You know people who understand when you talk about 2 day months & 5 day months.
13. Your due date hasn't changed by days, but by years.
14. You know who the Rumor Queen is ... AND...you don't know who she is.
15. You've waited so long, they re-checked your fingerprints to see if they changed.
16. When you speak of "that time of month" you're talking about CCAA updates & referrals.
17. You might be adopting from China if you love someone you've never met with all your heart.